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Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

 Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any countertop, that has anything remotely interesting on it

Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state, for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored, by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed

Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.

Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can’t hear a simple command three feet away.

Law of Equidistant Separation: All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.

Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can’t see you, then you can’t see them.

Law of Space-Time Continuum: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat’s mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.

Law of Cat Probability (Cat’s Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she “might” be.

Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered.

 

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Local News

  • Winter Weather Advisory For I-95 Corridor Of The Sandhills And Southern Coastal Plain +

    The National Weather Service is calling for a round of light wintry precipitation across the North Carolina foothills, southeast Piedmont, Read More
  • Butterball Launches $20 Million Expansion In Hoke County +

    Elizabethtown, N.C. (December 23, 2017) – Butterball LLC, the nation’s largest turkey producer, is expanding its Raeford operations to include a Read More
  • Better Business Bureau Warns Consumers of the ‘12 Scams of Christmas’ +

    Raleigh, N.C. (December 21, 2017) – With consumers spending and donating money at an all time high, Better Business Bureau serving Read More
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Crime Reports

  • Saturday Traffic Check Point Results In Drug & Other Charges +

    Law enforcement officers conducted traffic checkpoint operations in Pinehurst Saturday night resulting in more than 30 charges and one arrest. Read More
  • $100,000 Bond Given After Arrest Of Robbins Man Following A Traffic Stop +

    Sheriff Neil Godfrey announced the drug arrest of Timothy W. Hussey following a traffic stop in the Carthage area of Read More
  • Beware Of Phone Scam Claiming To Be For Aberdeen Police Department +

    The Aberdeen Police Department has become aware of a phone scam asking for donations for fallen officers and for officers Read More
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Obituaries

  • William “Harold” Chalflinch Obituary +

    William “Harold” Chalflinch 76, went home to be with the Lord on Christmas night (12/25/17) at his home, surrounded by Read More
  • Mae Belle Matthews Parker Of Vass Obituary +

    Mae Belle Matthews Parker, age 92, of Vass, passed away on Saturday, December 23, 2017 at Kingswood Nursing Home, surrounded Read More
  • Mrs. Pearl Routh Willett Obituary +

    Mrs. Pearl Routh Willett, 98, of Bennett, died Monday, December 25, 2017 at her home. Read More
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Accident & Fire

  • Victim Identified In Fatal Christmas Day Fire +

    Officials have identified the victim in Monday’s fatal house fire as 48 year old Lakeview resident Brenda Brown. Read More
  • Two People Airlifted From Two Different Accidents Tuesday Morning +

    Two people were airlifted to a Trauma Center from two different accidents on opposite ends of Moore County Tuesday morning. Read More
  • One Person Dies In Christmas Afternoon House Fire Outside Vass +

    One person died in a house fire in the Lakeview community outside of Vass Monday afternoon. Read More
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